Shakespeare doesn’t have to be scary or intense to incorporate into your homeschool. The stories are timeless, the language is beautiful, and they are chock full of ridiculous characters and jokes that are sure to make everyone laugh. Yet, they also demonstrate an understanding of the human condition and human relationships that make them a keystone in the English literary tradition.
We do Shakespeare in about 10-15 minutes a chunk, twice a week, and in this way we read and play with 3 plays a year.
Here’s what we did for Much Ado About Nothing last year.
Shakespeare for Kids: Much Ado About Nothing
Much Ado About Nothing is my favorite Shakespearean comedy, and a fun one to introduce to kids. It is lighthearted, the villainy is character-assassination rather than violence, and there are plenty of Shakespearean insults to go around.
It is a timeless battle-of-the-wits romance, with pranks and tricks bringing both ruin and love.
Step 1: Introduce Much Ado About Nothing
It doesn’t spoil the story to know the ending before you begin, at least not with Shakespeare.
Before jumping into the real-deal Shakespeare (which you should definitely do with elementary kids), read a children’s retelling. In these retellings, the children are more likely to get the jokes, see the humor, and grasp the plot. That gives them a huge leg up when they’re in the thick of the Shakespearean language later.
While Lamb’s and Nesbit’s collections of retellings are classics, my favorite is found in the [collection by Tina Packer]. Although it has fewer illustrations, much of the dialog is directly quoted from the original, which helps the kids warm up to the language.
Step 2: Memorize Much Ado About Nothing Famous Lines
The best way to fall in love with Shakespeare’s stories and style is to memorize sections. Familiarity breeds affection, not contempt, and when the children “own” little bits of the play, they get quite excited when they recognize the scene in a production or read-aloud.
That’s why it’s best to start with the memory portions – before reading the whole play or watching a movie of it, give them little hand-holds.
Here are the selections we chose for memory:
I did never think to marry: I must not seem proud: happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending. They say the lady is fair; ’tis a truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous; ’tis so, I cannot reprove it; and wise, but for loving me; by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor no great argument of her folly, for I will be horribly in love with her. I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage: but doth not the appetite alter? a man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour? No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
I have known when there was no music with him but the drum and the fife; and now had he rather hear the tabour and the pipe: I have known when he would have walked ten mile a-foot to see a good armour; and now will he lie ten nights awake, carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man and a soldier; and now is he turned orthography; his words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not: I will not be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster; but I’ll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me, he shall never make me such a fool.
Next time we do this one, I’ll add in a Dogberry selection, too, because he’s bound to be the kids’ favorite character.
Dost thou not suspect my place? dost thou not suspect my years? O that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness. I am a wise fellow, and, which is more, an officer, and, which is more, a householder, and, which is more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in Messina, and one that knows the law, go to; and a rich fellow enough, go to; and a fellow that hath had losses, and one that hath two gowns and every thing handsome about him. Bring him away. O that I had been writ down an ass!
Depending on the age of the group I had, I’d abridge the sentences with ‘ass,’ but it is funny.
My husband’s favorite line to use with the kids in daily life is Dogberry’s question to the watch: “Are you good men, and true?”
Whereas my favorite line (and one I contemplated putting on a birth announcement, if I ever did such a thing): “The world must be peopled!”